Xero ain't no Hero

<h1>ӾɆⱤØ ₳ł₦'₮ ₦Ø ⱧɆⱤØ</h1> You are the last Space Marine left on Planet Xerca. Your Platoon was lost during the great war. You wander the wastelands aimlessly hope to one day find any signs of life on this lawless planet. You struggle to remember much about your past. All you remember are sounds of war... You can feel yourself starting to recall a memory of when you were in boot camp. "This ain't about playing the hero" your drill sergent yells "This is war, people will die. And that is the price we pay for freedom". The Drill Sergent approaches you directly "but you boy, ain't nothing but a zero". You snap back to reality when you realize a sandstorm is approaching. [[Hide Behind Some Rocks->Hide Behind Some Rocks]] [[Hide In Cave->Hide In Cave]]

<img src= Sandstorm.gif> GAME OVER: You were killed by the sandstorm

<img src= Cave.jpg> You hide inside of a cave and wait out the sandstorm. Good thing Serge was tough on you and your platoon, you actually learned something useful. Only a complete moron would hide behind some rocks during a sandstorm. <img src= Wagon.png> Once the sandstorm has died down you exit the cave. Not far from you, there an overturned wagon with a dead horse attached to it. Some moron must have tried to ride through during the storm. You can hear rustling coming from the wagon followed by some loud cuss words. [[Help Them]] [[Ignore Them]]

You decide to ignore them. THE END what did you expect? [[In The Beginning]]

You decide to help them. Even though they really shouldn't have been out during a sandstorm. Who knows maybe they're friggin horse would have survived. <img src= Rachelgun.jpg> As you aproach the wagon you notice its a beautiful young woman. "stay back I'm armed" She yells. This literally makes you laugh because she's got the saftey on. "Whats so funny!" she asks pointing the gun at you. So the question is do you tell her or not? [[Tell Her]] [[Tell her you're not a threat]]

<img src= Rachelconfused.png> "Hey Dumbass You left your safety on" you say pointing at the safety mechanism on her gun. "This has a saftey?" She says examining her gun. You literally can't believe she didn't know but ultimately she's not trying to shoot you anymore... Soooo there's that. [[Tell her you're not a threat]]

"Look I'm not hear to cause trouble" you exclaim "I saw you were having trouble and thought you could use a hand". She gives you a hard look "You would like that wouldn't you" she says very cross "help out the damsel in distress. Save it asshole!". [[What a bitch]] Might expand this at another time

You can't believe she just called you an asshole for trying to help. You head back to the cave. You're probably gonna kick a rock or something. <img src= Bikers.gif> As you enter your cave you hear the all too familar sound of motorcycle engines and gunfire. You turn around to see a group of motorcyclists circling the woman and her wagon. "Uh hi guys I swear I'll have Wolfgang's money next tuesday" she says to them so its decison time. She was a real bitch to you but you can't stand the thought of these ass clowns taking advantage of her. So do you intervene or leave her to her fate? [[Intervene]] [[Leave her to her fate]]

You decide to intervene. You start shooting the bastards as soon as they touch her. You pick most of them off rather easily. One of them smartens up and puts a gun to her head. "Smart play" you say lowering your pistol to the ground. "you've done this before?" the dumb biker asks noticing how calm you are. "Not exactly, You just forgot to check that the safety is still on" you exclaim. The woman realizes this is her chance so she hits him in the balls. What it was <img src= nutshot2.gif> What it looks like <img src= nutshot.gif> what it feels like <img src= Nutshot3.gif> "oof I bet those microscopic balls just got whole lot smaller, eh there numb nuts?" You say with a cheeky grin. "fuck you" he says coughing up blood. When it's all said and done you turn you attention back towards her. [[Just a few Questions]] Or you can always [[Drill her for answers]]

GAMEOVER The men take her to who knows where to do unspeakable thing to her. You done fucked up. Well you always start over from the beginning [[In The Beginning]]

You destroy the bike with the exception of one. You hope on and the woman rides with you. Normally you'd ask more questions but you don't really care at the moment. <img src= Roadtrip.gif> You're riding for a while and just to make things less awkward you decide to make some small talk. She tells you her name is Rachel and her Ex is a big scary Biker named Wolfgang. She's been running from him for months. You ask why but she doesn't give you a straight answer. You decide to leave that alone for now and focus on driving. Rachel recognizes something about the area and tells you to turn right at the next pass. "There's a safe house near here you can stay the night with me if you want" she exclaims. [[Safe House?]]

"So" you say turning your attention to the woman "you mind telling me what they wanted?" <img src= Rachel.jpg> "I could tell you or we can get out here" She says holding out some C4. [[You take the C4]]

You take the C4 and attach it to every single motorcycle except one <img src= Explosion.gif> [[Roadtrip]]

You decide to drill her for answers. "We aren't doing a fucking thing until I get some answers" You exclaim "now start flapping those lips". She smiles at then suddenly gets on her knees. You in no way were expecting this. She pulls out your rather large cock and begins to suck your dick <img src= desertbj.jpg> wow you think to yourself she's really good at this *CRUNCH* <img src= Dickbite.jpg> GAMEOVER! She bit your dick off [[In The Beginning]]

You pull up at what Rachel says is a "Safe House". You're obviously a bit sceptical of the whole thing but before you can ask anything Rachel strips down and crawls on to the bed. "come here you" she says in a sultry voice <img src= Rachelurge.gif> So how do you want her? [[Blowjob]] [[Ride]]

Rachel sucks your dick <img src= rachelbj1.gif> Do you want her to keep sucking or do you want to start fucking? [[More Head Please!]] [[Ride]]

Rachel rides your dick <img src= Rachelride1.gif> This is nice but don't you want to give her mouth a spin? [[Blowjob]] [[Ride Me More!]]

<img src= Rachelbj2.gif> This is Great! [[Money Shot]] Or you could get a ride [[Ride]]

<img src= Rachelride2.gif> This is great! You want a close up? [[Close Up]] [[Blowjob]] [[Money Shot]]

<img src= Rachelride3.gif> Awesome! [[Money Shot]] Or you could see that mouth first [[Blowjob]]

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